It's me. I'm Dan.
Hello, I'm her.
I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. I work at Cash App doing senior marketing copywriting. Before that, I was a senior writer at ClickHole, the internet's only good website. I've published daily feature jokes in The Onion, cartoons in the New Yorker, and articles all over. I also perform solo sketch and stand-up, and was head writer and a performer for Boy Girl Boy Girl sketch comedy. Wow!
In the fabled past, I've been a writer for Someecards's humor blog, a contributor to Gawker's TV vertical, an editorial intern at CollegeHumor, an advertising copywriting intern at McCann, a sketch writer and lyricist for the Princeton Triangle Club, a cook, a college student, a child, and before that, a tiny softer child named baby.
This site is a collection of my work, but it's really just for you.
Here's a spread of my favorites:
ClickHole: 8 Characters I Created To Teach My Kid About Dental Hygiene That Have Unfortunately Come To Life
The New Yorker: Excerpts from the “Black Mirror” St. Patrick’s Day Special (with Colin Stokes)
McSweeney's: We're Here For You, Beth
Gawker: The Brilliance of Louie’s Reefer Madness
Funny Or Die: What Would A Cop Have To Do To Be Indicted?
I'm available—eager, even!—to offer articles, scripts, punch-up, copywriting, ghostwriting, editing, creative consulting, in-home meals, or just a warm body.